Came across this at work and had to share.

So many people asked what I did with Frogger…

No, neither I, Sarah, nor a Cambodian refugee child has licked it.

We let it go. It probably got eaten by a coyote who got a terrible case of the hot shits from it.

So last night Sarah and I get back to my place after going to the gym, and she notices a “frog” by the door…I come back out to see, and sure enough, there’s a frog-like entity on the rocks by the door. I captured the thing in one of the old breeder containers that we used when breeding mice for Xande, and transferred it to a larger colony cage we had lying around for mice. Anyway, we get some rocks, and some water and put it in the colony cage, and dump Frogger (that’s what her name is now, Frogger…unoriginal as fuck, but whatever, fuck you) in the thing. She swims around all happy and shit, fun to watch, she dances occasionally…whatever.

It got to the point where we were wondering if she was poisonous, since she has these bright ass green markings all over her (kind of like one of those toxic Amazon frogs) so we went to the internet to classify her into a species. Turns out she’s a Sonoran Green Toad. Click the link for more info.

Interesting tidbit, these things are in fact, TOXIC. They do secrete a toxin when handled, and these are apparently the same frogs you can lick to get loaded. I’m not sure what to do with that little factoid, but I need a small Cambodian child for drug trials.

Sorry for the recent downtime over the weekend everyone, forgot to take care of some stuff before I left for Vegas on Friday and my hosting provider suspended my account.

Anyway, site is back up and fully operational.