So I was on my way down to Sonoita to have dinner with my uncle, who I haven’t seen since I was two, and thus, have no memory of, whatsoever, and get trapped behind this fucking truck.

Notice it’s got commercial plates, and the cowboy hat on the driver. Yes, this is a dirty wetback that cannot seem to understand the concept of going faster than 40mph, in a 55 zone. There’s also 3 cars behind us, and this motherfucker is completely oblivious.

Ya know dude, it’s great that you (probably) got here legally and all, but fucking assimilate. Everyone in the United States speeds. Do so before someone caps your dumb ass for making them late.