One of my friends IM’d me this…click the thumbnail for a larger image.

So I was watching ST2:TWOK on Spike…and at the commercial break I saw a Valtrex commercial. Now, anyone who knows me knows that if I see a computer of any sort on TV, I get interested quick. It’s a geek thing. But here’s what I noticed…of all the people saying they had genital herpes and using a computer, they were all using Safari (a Mac OSX-only browser) to go to Valtrex.com.

So here’s what I think is going on: Mac users are stupid. Stupid people are prone to STDs. By logical syllogism (I believe that’s the term) if a implies b, and b implies c, then a implies c. So, heed this warning: using a Macintosh will put you at an elevated risk for STDs!