So I was out to get a oil filter strap wrench (first oil change on this car, wrench i had was too big) and I get stopped in traffic on River just west of 1st. Turns out some bimbo jumped the curb and slammed into the corner of someone’s brick wall. Here’s a pic of the wreck I took from the car:

Anyway, notice a few things:

1. That’s the CORNER section of the wall.
2. The windshield has buckled (*that’s* why you wear your seatbelt) from driver-head impact.
3. I don’t know who the guy in the pic is, but he’s prolly involved somehow. Anyway, he has an eyepatch. Yaaaarrrrr.